My Speech (2/2)

九八文学 www.98wx.cc，最快更新似箭如梭最新章节！

了，您老量力而行，别累坏了。”

    “首先，你这自我介绍什么鬼？动不动就说脏话就算了，还有这个‘posturing is struck by lightning easily’是个哪门子的中国谚语？”汪思芝一个个问号飘过来。

    “摆pose容易遭到雷击。”

    “老实点，说人话。”

    “posturing=pose to be B，唉，我好不容易抖个机灵您老都接不住，还英语专业的，脑袋不灵泛。”

    “我知道了，哈哈，你TM是个人才。我等下帮你把一些中式语法错误改一下，还得帮你把时态单复数整整，脏话就给你保留了，表达起来起到语气词的作用，哈，反正不是我在台下听。你等一段时间我发给你，可以不。”

    “好的好的，3Q very much。”

    “别忘了下次请我吃饭，那个新开的店。”

    “说了一大堆，原来你就光惦记请吃饭的事啦。”

    “是滴，你以为谁爱无偿帮你这个傻瓜啊。”

    “兄弟之情竟如此淡泊！”

    “呸，谁跟你称兄道弟，叫姐姐！不叫我就要反悔了。”

    “别啊，好姐姐。”

    “哼，厚脸皮！”~~

    My Speech

    Good morning! Ladies and gentlemen.My name is YellowYun，today my topic is“My roommate“.

    My roommate that I want to say in this speech is Dog Long.It Sounds silly but exciting，ha ha.He is not tall with a frustrating face ， sometimes looks very handsome when he was talking big. His hobby is so simple!Which is some tales of the opposite sex in bedtime chat， devoted to teaching us some tips of chasing after girls.However，he often complains that why he doesn't have a girlfriend.

    Almost everyone knows the famous Chinese saying:posturing is struck by lightning easily.if true，I think he would go die.

    Dog Long has Few interests.When he has nothing to do at night ，he likes watching TV or mobile phone movies alone in the dormitory ，Lying in bed， hiding in quilt all day， we all wonder what did he do and why. This guy sleeps early every day， and often snores and talks in a dream. This guy， usually chats with female classmates in reality or net during the day.If this time I disturb him， he will become impatient extremely!

    Sometimes， we shall form a team to play online games “League of Legends“， but his game skill is so bad，which likes a big hole holding us back.None of us are willing to take him， but he is very thick-skinned just likes wearing in my body. Our Dog Long 's pace of life is fast.For example， he never takes a bath and goes to the toilet more than 3 minutes.We called him “fast-man”.

    Finally，the most hateful thing， this guy often puts the poor in his mouth， no money， no money! Every time when we went downstairs to canteeen， we told him whether he goes together or not，fuck! he would have ordered takeout...

    My speech is over. Thank you so much for your attendance!